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I thought watermelon just had too much rind and that was wrong until I saw the next gif 

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crochetmelovely:

Exactly. THANK YOU :)

YES YES YES!!!

anotherpearl:

crochetmelovely:

Exactly. THANK YOU :)

YES YES YES!!!

writing tip #700:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

baenling:

lady-blackthorn:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

animatedgurl:

dicklover3000:

thetimeofdawn:

dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

those are ferrets you pile of wombat shit

haha aw sweetie :) you need to learn your animals! those are long hamsters! they’re like hamsters… but they’re long! (:

Lemme correct you thetimeofdawn, dicklover3000 is a pile of ‘ferret’ shit, and dicklover3000, those are in fact, ferrets, get a 3rd grade education, “sweetie”

aw babe im sure you meant well but those are not ferrets! theyre long hamsters! (: its ok to not know a lot about animals! youll learn!

EDUCATE YOURSELF DICKLOVER3000 FUCKING SHIT. DID YOU SUCK TOO MANY DICK THAT YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE???!!!??!?¿¿???!!!

:-) …maybe

Listen, “babe.” If you want to correct others, make sure you got your facts straight. At least google it so that you may actually sound intelligent rather than a brainless neanderthal. You’re embarrassing yourself, honey.

baby doll my facts are 100 percent true! :-) silly silly ferrets are only a myth! these are long hamsters! im sure you have heard of them! they’re available in many pet stores! they’re awfully cute but very hyper!

Listen here, dickwadA ferret is a domesticated form of a European Polecat. Its scientific name is Mustela putorius furo. LOOK IT UP SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Might I say, its life span is 7-10 years. LONG HAMSTERS are not proper nor do they roam the earth. So please, look it up and EDUCATE YOURSELF, TWAT.

i am sorry that you refuse to educate yourself on the beauty of long hamsters! my dear you are simply just wrong on this matter! dont worry! one day you will understand :) long hamsters are truly magical creatures… 


As much as i think Long Hamsters is a cute title, they are indeed ferrets, and you will obviously “correct me” but at least we know who was and was not dropped on their head as a infant.

lol no they’re clearly long hamsters you silly thing you!! :^)

baenling:

lady-blackthorn:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

samstagram-13:

dicklover3000:

animatedgurl:

dicklover3000:

thetimeofdawn:

dicklover3000:

lmao my mom got me long hamsters haha why these hamsters so long

those are ferrets you pile of wombat shit

haha aw sweetie :) you need to learn your animals! those are long hamsters! they’re like hamsters… but they’re long! (:

Lemme correct you thetimeofdawn, dicklover3000 is a pile of ‘ferret’ shit, and dicklover3000, those are in fact, ferrets, get a 3rd grade education, “sweetie”

aw babe im sure you meant well but those are not ferrets! theyre long hamsters! (: its ok to not know a lot about animals! youll learn!

EDUCATE YOURSELF DICKLOVER3000 FUCKING SHIT. DID YOU SUCK TOO MANY DICK THAT YOU FORGOT EVERYTHING ELSE???!!!??!?¿¿???!!!

:-) …maybe

Listen, “babe.” If you want to correct others, make sure you got your facts straight. At least google it so that you may actually sound intelligent rather than a brainless neanderthal. You’re embarrassing yourself, honey.

baby doll my facts are 100 percent true! :-) silly silly ferrets are only a myth! these are long hamsters! im sure you have heard of them! they’re available in many pet stores! they’re awfully cute but very hyper!

Listen here, dickwad
A ferret is a domesticated form of a European Polecat. Its scientific name is Mustela putorius furo. LOOK IT UP SO THAT YOU CAN DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. Might I say, its life span is 7-10 years. LONG HAMSTERS are not proper nor do they roam the earth. So please, look it up and EDUCATE YOURSELF, TWAT.

i am sorry that you refuse to educate yourself on the beauty of long hamsters! my dear you are simply just wrong on this matter! dont worry! one day you will understand :) long hamsters are truly magical creatures… 

*sigh*

As much as i think Long Hamsters is a cute title, they are indeed ferrets, and you will obviously “correct me” but at least we know who was and was not dropped on their head as a infant.

lol no they’re clearly long hamsters you silly thing you!! :^)

elerena:

muhsato:

dangerous-sir-theatre:

jael-li:

kaemrys:

brokenquill:

:) 

For teacherly reference.

always reblog

ALWAYS

I am in desperate need of this advice.

YOINK FOREVER

Said is very much alive, tyvm, and it really only takes a quick read of anything deliberately avoid its use to see why.

maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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zigwardscissorhands:

ruined-sheets:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

titsandtailpipes
try them out?

saving this for future reference.

luxuryofconviction:

"How to Open a Can without a Can Opener" 

The single most useful thing I have ever learned from youtube. Damn.